If you want to understand a women’s mind just imagine a browser with 1069 tabs open. ALL. THE. TIME.
This is how complex a women’s mind is. But this also means that you can always love a women for her personality because they have like 10, so you can choose.
Let us simplify things (a bit) for the men who want to understand women by revealing the secrets women don’t want men to know. With this we also keep our promise of feeding the curious minds. “Yayy”
So there is a kind of information which is general knowledge or common sense, but then there is this classified information which the ladies really want to keep it to themselves,”The Secrets Women Don’t Want Men To Know”
We reveal here all the dirty, naughty and the top secrets women don’t want men to know.
1) Never Compare
May it be with a friend, sister, mother or anyone in the whole wide world.
Mai Apni Favourite Hun
2) Do You Smell Something?
Yes, they do fart, burp and pick their nose when no one is looking.
Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham…madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk…khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham…sur-suriya pran ghatkam
3) Because One Can Escape Everything, But Not This!
They do get friendzoned many times may be more than men get friendzoned.
Kitne Aadmi The?
4) Weight? Wait! Dont Even Dare
Never ask a woman about her weight and age. Because Diljit Dosanjh already told us..
Lakk Twenty Eight Kudi Da, Forty Seven Weight Kudi Da
5) Are You PMSing?
They hate it the most when you make a big fuss or discuss about them PMSing no matter how they treat you during “That time of the month.” They might even forget your name, big deal!
Main tumhe bhool jaon yeh ho nahi sakta…aur tum mujhe bhool jao yeh main hone nahi doonga
6) Did She Just Follow You?
If she has a crush on you, she will stalk you like crazy on social media and she will know your pet’s name, your hobbies, your aunt’s daughter name who is there in one of your pictures.
Roma Roma…Meri jungli billi…Kab tak mera peecha karti rahogi?
7) Can’t Help it But,
They wont ever tell you how badly they want you to compliment their new dress but if you dont you are in a big trouble. Sometimes they even fake anger and hurt to seek attention and pampering.
Bade bade shehron mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain.
8) Hot Legs
They are not as hairless as you see them always. They can give you enough competition with hair on their legs specially in winters.
Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai
9) Want a hug?
They love cuddles and specially those which end up in wild sex. They wont mind it at any place anytime.
Baat jab sadak tak pahunch jaati hai…toh ghar ke andar jhankne ki zaroorat nahi padti
10) It’s Party Time
They will never admit how much those heels hurt which she wore last night to a party with friends when you see their red feet.
Jab tak tere pair chalenge uski saans chalegi…tere pair ruke toh yeh bandook chalegi
11) If you need some hate
Dont ever hurt a women because if you do you are not only hated by her but by her 64 other friends who she has shared your talks with.
Yahan kabootar bhi ek pankh se udhta hai…aur doosre se apna izzat bachata hai
12) Learn Texting, starting with “S”
Your one text message has the power to manipulate their mood from shitty to awesome and back to shitty within just a couple of minutes.
Sorry ji, galat ungli ho gayi
13) That is how women are.
They always know that they are being checked out by which guy in a group and to your wonder they will always fall for the one who has no interest.
Zindagi mein teen cheezon ke peechey kabhi nahin bhagna chahiye-bus, train aur chhokri
14) Just Showing Off
Women don’t dress up to impress men. Majority of it is to impress their own selves and other women too. Women like to flaunt their clothes, shoes, jewellery, men, and accessories.
Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai…joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye.
15) At last, if they need a hero they will become one.
Thanks but no thanks!!