PMS – Why Girls Are So Cranky Just Before “That Time of the Month”
A Simple Answer to Why Girls are So Cranky is Premenstrual Syndrome aka PMS!
Mind it! PMS is a clinically diagnosed disorder. It is linked to luteal phase, the time after ovulation.
Enough of these big medical terms, let’s just say
“The Hormonal Tsunami”
As per a study, 3 out of every 4 women go through it. In fact she might be going through it when she lashed out on you for no reason, started crying out of no where or got offended…Without Any Reason!
What’s with all those mood swings?
Why does she get mad so easily?
Who offended her now?
If yes, Let us give you more than one reason, why?
Fatigue
When the movie actresses say, “I can’t walk anymore”…and Sharukh carries them in his arms! Not so romantic…duh!
Probably because of PMS!
Irritability
Talk about irritation, everything and anything can irritate me during PMS. Don’t dare touch me …I’m a dead zombie walking waiting to bite someone!
Food cravings
There goes my dieting…Oooo oooo ooo, baby come back to me!
Bloating
Wanted to go party this weekend, but my tummy says otherwise.
Lower back pain, abdominal cramps
Oh that feeling, like someone is cutting every nerve, each muscle, every strand of flesh your belly has with a knife, like a butcher.
In other words, it’s your very own “hormone baba” doing it to….Well! Your own body!
Tender breasts
Say no more, we are basically weight lifting all the time, during PMS!
Emotional sensitivity
Yes, I cry at cat videos, I cry at happy endings & Yes, I cry during “Kuch Kuch Hota” & “Conjuring 2.”
Depression during PMS
She’s a freak! Chatty and friendly, half of the time & mysterious cave woman for the rest.
Dude! Story of my life!
Loss of sleep
Sirf pyaar mein hi nhi, PMS mein bhi neend udti hai…bekaar mein pyaar ka naam badnaam hai!
Acne!
It’s not even a symptom it’s like a curse, it’s no joke! Acne actually have live infectious bacteria eating up your skin cells slowly and slowly and converting them to puss every second!
Horrifying?
Indeed!
Constipation/Diarrhea
Those are the worst.
Now think before you make fun of any girl for asking for good washrooms on every trip.
Zaruri hai yaar!
Mood swings
Yeah! Maroon was my favorite color last week now it’s crimson red!
Yeah that’s okay because until last week, I didn’t feel nauseous and depressed all the time.
Every little noise was not irritating me like it is now, my face was not full of acne, my boobs didn’t feel like weights, my stomach wasn’t bloated, my back wasn’t killing me. I didn’t feel like eating the entire pizza alone, my sleep was still sweet…. And people were not calling me Moody!
Having said all that it’s also true…some of us are, moody, cranky, irritating and always irritated, by default!
So this was my fun take on a rather painful subject! If you were looking for remedies for Premenstrual Syndrome there are a million on the Internet but trust no one without consulting a physician.
And guys now you know that why girls are so cranky just before “That Time Of The Month.” So, share this article with all those clueless guys out there who know nothing about Premenstrual Syndrome! Maybe they’ll learn to appreciate girls more..